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All about the house, with his lady he dances, yet he always works, and never romances.
As a whole, I am both safe and secure. Behead me, I become a place of meeting. Behead me again, I am the partner of ready. Restore me, I become the domain of beasts.
Soldiers line up spaced with pride. Two long rows lined side by side. One sole unit can decide, if the rows will unite or divide.
I am mother and father, but never birth or nurse. I'm rarely still, but I never wander.
Voiceless it cries, wingless flutters, toothless bites, mouthless mutters.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?