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Fatherless and motherless. Born without sin, roared when it came into the world. And never spoke again.
When the horse strokes the cat, the wood begins to sing.
You heart it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung.
I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg. I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg. I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole. I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole.
John was going to a party and, as he approached, he could see in the windows that it was completely packed with people. He went inside only to discover that there wasn’t a single person inside
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?