Answer:
What has 4 eyes but canโt see?
A device for finding furniture in the dark.
You can read it both ways, I wearอพ One way it's a number, reversed a snare.
Hold these between your knees if you want to set a Cuban beat.
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
Almost everyone needs it, asks for it, gives it. But almost nobody takes it.