Answer:
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
When I’m metal or wood, I help you get home. When I’m flesh and I’m blood, In the darkness I roam.
I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg. I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg. I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole. I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole.
My first is equality; my second is inferiority; my whole is superiority.
A house full, a yard full, a chimney full, no one can get a spoonful.
I fly to any foreign parts assisted by my spreading wings. My body holds an hundred hearts Nay I will tell you stranger things when I am not in haste I ride and then I mend my pace anon.