What do cats, dogs, birds, fish and turtles all have in common?
The letter S
If an electric train is going east at 60 miles an hour and there is a strong westerly wind, which way does the smoke from the train drift?
There is no smoke coming from electric trains.
What has a Heart but no other organs?
A deck of cards
First, think of the color of clouds. Next think of the color of snow. Last, think of the color of the moon. Now, what do cows drink?
Water. If the teaser worked, you guessed milk.