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Feared on the playground, he steals your lunch money and distributes wedgies
You give it to your daddy, you give to your mommy, you give it to your sister and your brother and even give it to Fido and Lassie. If they give it back to you, then you both have one. You also have an unlimited supply. What is it?
When we stand up it lies flat. When we lie back it stands up.
He is known to commit a friendly home invasion one night a year, never taking but always leaving stuff behind
A man was driving his truck his lights were not on the moon was not out up ahead a woman was crossing the street how did he see her
What is the middle of water but is not an island?
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What am I?