Answer:
Round as a button, deep as a well. If you want me to talk, you must first pull my tail.
What is it which builds things up? Lays mountains low? Dries up lakes, and makes things grow? Cares not a whim about your passing? And is like few other things, because it is everlasting?
My first half is normally made of stone, my second is crazy, and I taste sweet when complete.
A little house full of meat, no door to go in and eat.
Sleeping during the day, I hide away. Watchful through the night, I open at dawn's light. But only for the briefest time, do I shine. And then I hide away. And sleep through the day.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?