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What time is spelled the same forwards and backwards?
You roll it or you buy it, People say you shouldn't try it, Because you may get a stroke, From inhaling all that smoke.
What gets broken if itβs not kept?
Humans have two that shrink in the light and expand in the dark
In what year did Christmas Day and New Year's Day fall in the same year?
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?