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What word is always pronounced wrong?
I'm a starchy plant tuber that is one of the most important food crops, cooked and eaten fried, such as french fries.
Pointing North, South, East, and West it saves the lost and helps the rest. What is it?
Retired people want these to be large and birds want them to hatch.
You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows. What is it?
I touch the Earth, I touch the sky, but if I touch you, you’ll likely die. What am I?