Answer:
Round as a button, deep as a well. If you want me to talk, you must first pull my tail.
What is it that makes tears without sorrow and takes its journey to heaven?
Long legs, crooked thighs, little head, and no eyes.
A man parks his car outside of a hotel and immediately realises he is bankrupt. How did it happen?
Iron roof, glass walls, burns and burns and never falls.
What do angels sing in the shower?
Difficult
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?