Answer:
I'm a flat circular spongy roll made from yeast dough and eaten toasted and buttered
High fat reward for making it through another solar cycle
Come November 1st, many of these will be found smashed on sidewalks
I'm a thick slice of beef or other high-quality meat or fish that is often cooked on a grill or fried.
I'm a soft, sweet food made from a mixture of flour, shortening, eggs, sugar, and other ingredients, baked and often decorated.
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?