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A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
It's been around for millions of years, but is never more than a month old. What is it?
What can you throw but not catch?
I pass before the sun, but make no shadow.
Has no feet, but travels far. Is literate, but not a scholar. Has no mouth, yet clearly speaks.
You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows.