Answer:
What has only two words, but thousands of letters?
I have eighty-eight keys but cannot open a single door? What am I?
I have a ring, but no hands. I used to be plugged into the wall but now I follow you every where. What am I?
Sometimes it's silver but also gold. Printed on paper it's a treasure to hold. What is it?
There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
A little house full of meat, no door to go in and eat.