Answer:
What fiveletter word, no matter how you pronounce it, is always pronounced wrong?
My second is performed by my first, and it is thought a thief by the marks of my whole might be caught.
What has a foot but no leg?
Come up and we go, Go down and we stay.
I make billions of dollars selling Windows. Who am I?
The strangest creature you'll ever find: Two eyes in front and many many more behind.
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?