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A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
Although my cow is dead, I still beat her What a racket she makes.
A house full, a yard full, a chimney full, no one can get a spoonful.
What is it that no man ever yet did see, which never was, but always is to be?
You can see nothing else, When you look in my face, I will look you in the eye, And I will never lie.
Written on with words of white, Has the color of the night, Is the teacher's best delight, And a student's daily fright