The day before two days after the day before tomorrow is Saturday. What day is it today?
There are two statues of pennies. One is highly tilted and one is perfectly straight.Which is to fall over first?
They're both gonna stay up because they're statues
Four very obese women, one from Egypt, one from Lebanon, one from Sudan, and a British women became very sad when they lost 30 pounds. Why would they be sad?
Because in their countries pounds are currency, not a measure of weight
Am a table with no leg