Answer:
There is one in every corner and two in every room.
If someone calls you this, it might be time to consider hot wax
One who has offended the government and has been detained by it
They are two brothers. However much they run, they do not reach each other.
Small, containing light, You'll need it in the dark, It will provide that spark, and shine into the night. Will light up any pyre, 'Cause it can help make a fire.
How did the farmer find his wife?
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?