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What do you get when you cross a pig with a karate expert?
I go into the water black and come out red. What am I?
Lovely and round, I shine with pale light. Grown in the darkness, a lady's delight. What am I?
What is cut on a table but is never eaten?
What is put on a table cut but never eaten?
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?