Answer:
I am a nut with a hole
Soft and cuddly I'll pull on your heart. But take my last name and I'll tear you apart.
There is one in a minute two in a moment and none in a thousand years. What is it?
I am free the first time and the second time, but the third time is going to cost you money. What am I?
I am in truth a yellow fork from tables in the sky by inadvertent fingers dropped the awful cutlery. Of mansions never quite disclosed and never quite concealed the apparatus of the dark to ignorance revealed.
What do you call a male renaissance artist with a bowl of jelly?