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What do you have when you're sitting down that you don't have when you're standing up?
I turn around once. What is out will not get in. I turn around again. What is in will not get out.
It happens when something has been cut with H2O.
All about, but cannot be seen, Can be captured, cannot be held, No throat, but can be heard.
Four of us are in your field, But our differences keep us at yield, First, a one that is no fool, Though he resembles a gardenerโs tool, Next, one difficult to split in two, And a girl once had one as big as her shoe, Then, to the mind, oneโs a lovely bonder, And truancy makes it grow fonder, Last, a stem connecting dots of three
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?