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I bubble and laugh and spit water in your face. I am no lady, and I don't wear lace.
There are several different kinds, but the one you pick doesn't do its job. What is it?
What makes a loud noise when changing its jacket, becomes larger but weighs less?
The root tops the trunk on this backward thing, that grows in the winter and dies in the spring.
You can see nothing else, When you look in my face, I will look you in the eye, And I will never lie.
You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows.