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What is an acceptable act of violence during saint Patrick's day?
What do you call a witch that lives in the sand?
What has no hands but might knock on your door, and if it does you better open up?
If the day before yesterday is the 23rd, then what is the day after tomorrow.
I have eighty-eight keys but cannot open a single door? What am I?
I touch the Earth, I touch the sky, but if I touch you, you’ll likely die. What am I?