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When it comes to me, you go on red and stops on green. What am I?
What is brown and sticky?
If you drop me I'm sure to crack. But give me a smile and I'll always smile back.
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for five minutes. Next she hangs him. Right after she feeds him dinner. How can this be?
With a halo of water and a tongue of wood; stone as skin long I stood.
Whatโs a carpetโs favorite sport?