Answer:
When can someone truthfully tell someone βwell doneβ but think they did a bad job?
My teeth are sharp, my back is straight, to cut things up it is my fate.
I'm very tempting, so its said, I have a shiny coat of red, and my flesh is white beneath. I smell so sweet, taste good to eat, and help to guard your teeth.
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
A man shot two arrows at its center and missed both times, but using a sword swung once at its center and hit it twice.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?