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You are participating in the swimming finals at the Olympics. In the final few seconds of the race you narrowly pass the swimmer who was in third place. What place did you get?
If you are running in a race and pass the second place person, what place are you in?
Mary gets in the shower, but surprisingly her hair is not wet when she gets out. How is this possible?
No matter how terrible things get for the people of the Arctic, they will not eat a penguin. Why not?
The director of a company wakes early for a morning flight. He realises he forgot some papers at work and goes there. In the office he meets the night watchman, who is leaving for home. The watchman stops the director, tells the director he shouldn't fly. "I had a dream last night," the watchman says. "I saw you crash." He takes the director's hand. "I saw you die sir. I saw you die." The director heeds the advice and sure enough the goes down. The next day the director returns, gives the watchman a generous bonus. Then he fires him. Why?
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?