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What is up that’s also down? What’s a smile and a frown?
What measures out time. Until in time all is smashed to it?
A girl was ten on her last birthday, and will be twelve on her next birthday. How is this possible?
My first is equality; my second is inferiority; my whole is superiority.
Though I have neither legs nor feet, my use is for to go; Although I cannot speak, I tell what others want to know
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?