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Though it be cold I wear no clothes the frost and snow I never fear; I value neither shoes nor hose And yet I wander far and near: My diet is forever good I drink no cider port nor sack what Providence doth send for food I neither buy nor sell nor lack.
Bright as diamonds, loud as thunder, never still, a thing of wonder. What am I?
You get embarrassed when you stand on me when everybody is watching. Women don't like to talk about the number they see on me. Everyone stands on me when nobody is around
I have married many women but have never been married. What am I?
I can swim but never get wet. I can run but never get tired. I follow you everywhere but never say a word.
If you count 20 houses on your right going to the store and 20 houses on your left coming home, how many houses did you count?