Answer:
When set loose I fly away. Never so cursed as when I go astray.
What doesn't get any wetter, no matter how much rain falls on it?
Long and slinky like a trout, never sings till it's guts come out.
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
One day a little boy named John went over to his parents and said that he wanted to shoot people and blow them up. His parents were really proud of his career choice. What does John want to do?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?