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A morbidly-named body of water
I am cracked by Indiana Jones. What am I?
There are 30 cows and 28 chickens. How many didn't?
Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies won’t rot!
This thing all things devours: Birds, beasts, trees, flowers; Gnaws iron, bites steel; Grinds hard stones to meal; Slays king, ruins town, And beats high mountains down.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?