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There are several different kinds, but the one you pick doesn't do its job. What is it?
What goes through the door without pinching itself? What sits on the stove without burning itself? What sits on the table and is not ashamed?
Lives without a body, hears without ears, speaks without a mouth, to which the air alone gives birth. What is it?
This is in a realm of true and in a realm false, but you experience me as you turn and toss.
I am a span of time you can always see through I am also the timepiece with the most pieces. What am I?
A Chinese, Indian and a Swiss were going to a party. Who is most likely to bring a plus one?