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I go up but never come down. What am I?
This guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation.
I am a million people's wakeup call, gossip party and adrenaline rush. What am I?
What can be cracked before it's used?
I can be repeated but rarely in the same way. I can't be changed but can be rewritten. I can be passed down, but should not be forgotten. What am I?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?