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Brings celebrities into your home every night.
You walk into a room with a match, a kerosene lamp and a fireplace. Which do you light first?
It is in every mountain, it's not in any hill, it's not in all the world, and yet it's in the mill.
What has ten letters and starts with gas?
Turns us on our backs, and open up our stomachs. You will be the wisest of men though at start a lummox.
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?