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There are two bodies on the floor. They are surrounded by water and broken glass. How did they die?
You will find me with four legs, but no hair. People ride me for hours, but I don't go anywhere without needing to be tugged. Jerked or turned on, I always manage to be ready for work.
Though not a plant, has leaves. Though not a beast, has spine. Though many wouldn't need this thing, It's more valuable than wine.
In your fire you hear me scream, creaking and whining, yet I am dead before you lay me in your hearth.
Two men walk into a restaurant. One man orders H2O. The second man says, “I will have H2O too.” The second man dies. How come the second man dies?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?