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It's the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh
I appear in the morning. But am always there. You can never see me. Though I am everywhere. By night I am gone, though I sometimes never was. Nothing can defeat me. But I am easily gone.
What has a mouth but can't chew?
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
The strangest creature you'll ever find has two eyes in front and a hundred behind.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?