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Two men walk into a restaurant. One man orders H2O. The second man says, “I will have H2O too.” The second man dies. How come the second man dies?
What goes in, but never through? I've got some and so do you. We might lend one, or even two, but only if our trust is true.
What has a bell but isn't a church. Is full of air but is not a balloon?
What contains zero calories, but if you consume it, you will probably gain weight?
A building where people and stories are on stage
If lightning strikes an orchestra who is the one most likely to get hit?