Answer:
If it is absolute, it will corrupt absolutely.
Handy when you need to measure something or run a kingdom.
What has only two words, but thousands of letters?
If you are unsure how to use one then just ask a flight attendant.
What can you never get rid of when you lose it?
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?