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When is homework not homework?
A claustrophobic person gets on a train. The train enters a tunnel just as it is leaving the station. Where is the best place for him to sit?
What goes up and never comes down?
What always comes into a house through the keyhole?
Amelia's teacher called her in one day and told her that she was really proud of her because when a student fell and hurt her knee, she was the only one that wasn't laughing. However, when Amelia replied back to her teacher, she said she would've laughed if she could've. Why didn't she laugh?
The virgin gave birth to a child and threw away the blanket.