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Every night I'm told what to do, and each morning I do what I'm told. But I still don't escape your scold. What am I?
I am the place to turn to when nature calls. What am I?
I have two eyes in the front and a lot of eyes on my tail
Flat as a leaf, round as a ring; have two eyes, can't see a thing. What am I?
What kind of dog keeps the best time?
It has no top or bottom, but it can hold flesh, bones, and blood all at the same time.