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It's voice is like a burp, Will swallow with a slurp, You'll never hear it chirp. Kiss it with a wince, Might turn into a prince
I have a long neck and spots on my body. I am the tallest animal on land. What am I?
I come in many colors, some are blue and white. While some people annoy me, I am not much for the fight. I live where people rarely tread, but you will find me close to bed. What am I?
What two animals do you take to bed with you?
Face with a tree, skin like the sea. A great beast I am. Yet vermin frightens me.
If lightning strikes an orchestra who is the one most likely to get hit?