Answer:
I have married many woman but has never been married
I am a tale in childrens' minds. Though an illusion, I occur every night. I give them a fantasy, I give them a fright. What am I?
I am a lunch money thief
A butcher is 6 feet tall and wears size 12 shoes. What does he weigh?
I can be heard in a court or carried with you.
No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month.