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The virgin gave birth to a child and threw away the blanket.
Squeeze it and it cries tears. As red as its flesh, but its heart is made of stone.
I'm a soft, sweet food made from a mixture of flour, shortening, eggs, sugar, and other ingredients, baked and often decorated.
Strip the skin under my skin, and my flesh you'll reveal. It tastes sweet and tart, now throw out the peel. What is it?
This food is usually grilled and put between two buns, with cheese, tomato and pickles.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?