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I'm a lot like a pancake, except I'm a little crisper, and I'm square, with square patterns all over.
What makes a loud noise when changing its jacket, becomes larger but weighs less?
What kind of apple has a short temper?
Come November 1st, many of these will be found smashed on sidewalks
I'm a food made of flour, water, and yeast or another leavening agent, mixed together and baked. You need me to make a sandwich.
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?