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What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
I am a mountain at night, meadow at day. What am I?
What has a head but never weeps a bed but never sleeps can run but never walks and banks but no money?
Squeeze me and I cry tears as red as my flesh but my heart is made of stone.
my rings are not worth much but they do tell my age.
Whoever made me don't want me. Whoever bought me don't need me. Whoever use me don't know me.