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When I live I cry if you don't kill me I'll die.
I am the word that is always spelled correctly by everyone.
I am the place where yesterday is always before today. What am I?
I fly when I'm born. I lie when I'm alive. I run when I'm dead. What am I?
My tail is long, my coat is brown. I like the country, I like the town. I can live in a house or live in a shed, and I come out to play when you are in bed. What am I?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?