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When the day after tomorrow is yesterday. Today will be as far from Wednesday. As today was from Wednesday. When the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?
A man parks his car outside of a hotel and immediately realises he is bankrupt. How did it happen?
If I have it, I don't share it. If I share it, I don't have it. What is it?
What is the heart of many risks, has a heart, but is not a living being?
Sleeping during the day, I hide away. Watchful through the night, I open at dawn's light. But only for the briefest time, do I shine. And then I hide away. And sleep through the day.
If lightning strikes an orchestra who is the one most likely to get hit?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?