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I have a few points but we're not competing. I'll help you win when you're eating. What am I?
What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
I smell like blue paint pours like green paint and I look like a red truck.
I have a straight back and sharp teeth to cut objects.
Men seize me from my home tear apart my flesh drink the sweet blood then cast my skin aside.
It flows out of the soil, It burns you if it boils, And holds us in its coils, More valuable than gold, As black as it is old.