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I have no voice but I can teach you all there is to know. I have spines and hinges but I am not a door. Once I’ve told you all I cannot tell you more.
I can be cracked made told and played.
I love spinach.
Find me on body builders or in the drink aisle.
I am long and slim works in light. Has but one eye and an awful bite.
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?