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What do you get when you cross a pig with a karate expert?
Drop me and the world will shatter. You can always find me where you empty your bladder. What am I?
You can see me in water, but I never get wet. What am I?
What do you call a bear in the rain?
Although it sounds like I work on a transportation device I actually work in a restaurant.
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?