Answer:
Mouth up it gets filled, mouth down it gets empty.
What begins to die on a wedding day?
A seasonal fashion statement named for the weather it's worn in.
Deep, deep, do they go. Spreading out as they go. Never needing any air. They are sometimes as fine as hair
Other terms for this handy device include doohicky, doo-dad, and whatchyamacallit.
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?