Answer:
You can never eat me for breakfast or lunch. What am I?
I am all around, yet to me you are half blind. Sunlight makes me invisible and difficult to find. What am I?
My keepers feed me colored balls. With sticks they store on my den walls. Sometimes I store them in my pouch. Sometimes deep in my belly; ouch!
Marking mortal privation when firmly in place. An enduring summation inscribed in my face.
I am free the first time and the second time, but the third time is going to cost you money. What am I?
Special abilities and brightly colored underwear are all you need to be one of these.