Answer:
I grow up while growing down
I look at you you look at me I raise my right you raise your left.
What do you call a pig that is no fun to be around?
What can be heard in court or used to carry briefs?
I stare at you, you stare at me.I have three eyes, yet can't see.Every time I blink, I give you commands.You do as you are told, with your feet and hands.What am I?
A town has only two barbers. One of the barbers has a nice, tidy haircut, and the other has a shaggy, messy haircut. Which barber should you go to?